Safety in and around the water may be no laughing matter, but learning in the pool is also a whole lot of fun! Enter dads. In the water, that is. They are the original superheroes after all, and they have a way with their little ones…to show them safety, security and above all else, a splashtastic, good time!
So in honor of Father’s Day, and in honor of the all-time best form of “dad speak,” here is our list of the most SWIM-TASTIC jokes to keep little ones on their toes when their role model starts rambling off the infamous dad jokes.
Q: What kind of race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A. They both use drills.
Q: How do pirates measure the distance they swim?
A: In YARRRRRds.
Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea
Q: What did the ocean say to the swimmer?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: Why would the boy only do the backstroke?
A: He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
Q: What kind of exercise is best for a swimmer?
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: She wanted to test the water.
Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie
Q: Why did the vegetarian stop swimming?
A: She didn’t like meets.
Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?
Q. In which direction does a chicken swim?
Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?