Dad Jokes, Swim Edition

Safety in and around the water may be no laughing matter, but learning in the pool is also a whole lot of fun! Enter dads. In the water, that is. They are the original superheroes after all, and they have a way with their little ones…to show them safety, security and above all else, a splashtastic, good time!

(Ahem. Parent and Tot classes are a great way to get dads in the water with their little ones to adapt to the water together, establish boundaries and bond.)

So in honor of Father’s Day, and in honor of the all-time best form of “dad speak,” here is our list of the most SWIM-TASTIC jokes to keep little ones on their toes when their role model starts rambling off the infamous dad jokes.

Q: What kind of race is never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A. They both use drills.

Q: How do pirates measure the distance they swim?
A: In YARRRRRds.

Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea

Q: What did the ocean say to the swimmer?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: Why would the boy only do the backstroke?
A: He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.

Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: Butter-fly.

Q: What kind of exercise is best for a swimmer?
A: Pool-ups.

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
A: She wanted to test the water.

Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie

Q: Why did the vegetarian stop swimming?
A: She didn’t like meets.

Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?
A: Blubber-fly!

Q. In which direction does a chicken swim?
A. Cluck-wise!

Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A: Swims

At Aqua-Tots Swim Schools, we believe in safety first and fun every second, and we would like to wish every dad a very fun and happy Father’s Day.